Going Nowhere by Lena North

Author:Lena North [North, Lena]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: FAB Books
Published: 2018-10-12T22:00:00+00:00

Chapter Fourteen

I love lesbians

Rafael held out a single, deep red rose, and I moved to let him walk inside. Dad wheezed out something which sounded like a chuckle from his position leaning into the fridge, searching for God knew what, and I watched in confused silence as Rafael said something to my brothers which made them grin at him in a way that was surprisingly unstupid. Rafael winked at Janie and handed her a small box.

“Honey-fudge,” he murmured. “Thought you might –”

“If I leave Biff, will you marry me?” Janie blurted out, and Dad straightened so quickly I worried he’d give himself a hernia.

“Sure,” Rafael chuckled, and Janie grinned at him. “Are you ready Kitty?”

I was indeed ready, or as ready as I’d ever be for my first date with Rafael. Why I’d agreed to this weird double dating, of sorts, I had no clue, but I had, and we were having dinner. Grandma Hazel would join us to act as chaperone, something Rafael had accepted without objections.

Neither Rafael nor Grandma was aware of the portion of the evening we would spend at Pussy-Pussy-Pussy, mostly because I hadn’t told them about it. Time was running out, though, so we had to visit the place, and it had to be that very night.

I’d sent my new and very eager assistant to check the place out, and Al had returned to tell me that it was indeed where Grandpa Hunter had said it was, it was indeed a bordello, and he was indeed not entering the place.

“Love my woman. Pretty sure she loves me. Want to keep a status quo on that and crawling around on the floor of a bordello might make things awkward,” he said and blushed.

I hadn’t known a man’s ears could get that red. The Easter bunny’s ears were the closest I’d seen, but they were a more pinkish hue.

“Someone has to go,” Elsa piped in and watched me with a small grin.

“Tonight,” Joel chimed in and moved his hand away from his phone. “Their schedule says the cleaning crew comes in tomorrow morning.”

“You can go,” I said to Joel.

“I have a date.”

“I have a date too,” I snapped. “I can’t take Rafael to –”

Then I cut myself off and grinned.

Rafael would be the perfect companion to that place. There would be lots of women there and if they objected to us searching the place he could just order them to let me.

“Exactly,” Elsa said. “Just pop in on your way to the restaurant. The ring is probably on the floor somewhere, or in a corner. Grab it and get out. Bada-bing.”

I was pretty sure the bada-bing-factor would be more or less nonexistent, but since I didn’t have a better plan, I nodded and said we’d go.

And now I was sitting in the passenger seat next to Rafael, glancing at my grandmother and trying to come up with a good way to share that we would go where we would go.

When I’d cleared my throat the third time, Grandma Hazel murmured something.

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